pintoSometimes, when you sign up for a newsletter, you aren’t quite sure what you’re going to get. You kinda feel like this Pinto on this sign.

Now, you’re thinking of whether to sign up for my newsletter because you’re worried you’re going to be a Pinto. So, let me tell you why it’s not bad to sign up.

Things you’ll get in my monthly newsletter:

  • Exclusive Denny photo
  • What did Cait read this month?
  • List of all blog posts for the month
  • My favorite recipe for the month
  • Contests and/or bonus material
  • My favorite fan fiction for the month

What you won’t get in my monthly newsletter:

  • Sales pitches
  • Boring stuff
  • Advice you don’t want
  • Lima beans

Denny CocktailSo, why not sign up? What’s the worst that can happen? You read it and hate it, and then you unsubscribe. No small children or puppies have suffered as a result. In fact, Denny would be very, very happy.

Go ahead, sign up. It’ll be fun.